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Waspinator ([personal profile] fullbodyheadache) wrote2008-05-13 03:13 pm

Entry 003 - Human

Waspinator still getting used to life as flesh... human. Waspinator like food, but Waspinator think human method of waste disposal inefficient. Cybertronians vent gas if any by-product is made, but humans release solid and liquid waste? Worse, cannot be reused for anything! Very wasteful. Designer of humans thought things out poorly.

Still, Waspinator adjusting. Waspinator can fly a little, but not very high or very long. Waspinator still happy to be airborne - Waspinator would die if stuck on ground. Waspinator not used to being in one form all the time, and human body still inferior to old body - Waspinator only have two arms! Very hard to get used to.

Waspinator like not getting blown up all the time, though. Waspinator used to being universe's whipping boy, so it's a nice change of pace. Waspinator not looking forward to getting blown up while human.

Waspinator very glad to meet so many nice humans. Everyone so far is nice, or at least apologizes when they're not. Also a nice change of pace. Waspinator not miss Dragon-Bot, or Two-Head, or anyone! Waspinator happy to be here!

[identity profile] heavens-schism.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ashura never thought about that...

Mireille-chan is right, though! The people from Waspinator's world sound mean...Waspinator can play with Ashura's friends now, though! They're a lot nicer!

[identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Waspinator happy to be here, everyone's a lot nicer than Predacons!

Thank you for helping Waspinator, Ashura.

[identity profile] heavens-schism.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It was no problem! Ashura was glad to help.

Has Waspinator found a place to live yet?

[identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Waspinator is staying in apartment room with The Monarch! Monarch very nice to Waspinator... like all the good things about Dragon-Bot, without the worst parts.

He calls Waspinator "minion" instead of "decoy." Waspinator like that.

[identity profile] heavens-schism.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Monarch? Oh! The one who was shouting about...um...building cocoons and phases and things?

Ashura doesn't think he likes me. He wouldn't tell Ashura anything...

[ooc: *DIES* XD]

[identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe Monarch just not know Ashura is Waspinator's friend! Waspinator sure it's just a misunderstanding.

[identity profile] heavens-schism.livejournal.com 2008-05-14 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe Waspinator is right! Ashura thought it was because Ashura is a child...

[identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com 2008-05-14 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Waspinator will find out!