Entry 007 - Armaments

[fullbodyheadache]

Waspinator has eye-lasers! Waspinator forgot Waspinator has eye-lasers!

Still, Waspinator may need a gun.

Comments

[ofthestrings.livejournal.com]

Eye... lasers?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Eye lasers! Beams of energy from Waspinator's eyes!

[ofthestrings.livejournal.com]

I see... That's certainly unique. And you are Waspinator, are you?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[heavens-schism.livejournal.com]

What are eye lasers? And guns?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Eye lasers are Waspinator's built-in weaponry! Energy beams from Waspinator's eyes!

Guns are Waspinator's weapon of choice - Waspinator is ranged combatant.

[tehmonarch.livejournal.com]

..Eye lasers? Niiice, Waspinator! Glad to know you're not as big a pansy as I thought!

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator just not have reason to fight until now.

[tehmonarch.livejournal.com]

Well, fight! FIGHT until your eyes tire from wreaking diabolical DREAD among the masses, and those to fall victim to it will fall to your mercy-- their worthless corpses to turn to nothing more than an obstacle course for the ones still breathing!!! When they reach you, you shall CRUSH THEM WITH YOUR IRON FIST, and FLY MALEVOLENTLY THROUGH THE SKY IN YOUR SATISFYING VICTORY!!!!

Or... you know. Shoot 'em up.