Entry 010 - Ow

[fullbodyheadache]

Can someone help Waspinator? Waspinator hurts all over...

Waspinator want to get up and go to picnic, but Waspinator can't yet.

Comments

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Huh?

Does Waspinator know you?

[bleuscreen.livejournal.com]

NOT_YET_,_MY_FRIEND_..._NOT_YET_...

CREATING_PROFILE_/W;_WASPINATOR_...

GREETINGS_. SO_YOU_,_TOO_,_ARE_AN_INORGANIC_TRAPPED_IN_AN_ORGANIC_CHASSIS_,_I_HAVE_HEARD_?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator is human now, yes. Were you also robot before coming here?

[bleuscreen.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE_.

I_FIND_THIS_CHASSIS_..._DIFFICULT_...

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator had that problem too! Waspinator still not used to evacuating waste product... they call it "going to the bathroom."

Very inefficient.

[bleuscreen.livejournal.com]

USELESS_CHASSIS_..._IF_ONLY_I_COULD_BE_RID_OF_IT_EASILY_!
IS_THERE_NOT_A_MANUAL_FOR_THIS_SYSTEM_? HOW_DOES_ONE_LEARN_TO_USE_ITS_FUNCTIONS_!?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator can help... when Waspinator feels better...

[bleuscreen.livejournal.com]

..._TUTORIAL_APPRECIATED_.

IS_YOUR_SYSTEM_MALFUNCTIONING_OR_IN_NEED_OF_REPAIR_..._?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

No, Waspinator just not feeling very good... Waspinator will probably feel better tomorrow...

[bleuscreen.livejournal.com]

..._FEELING_? I_DO_NOT_UNDERSTAND_... MY_FORMER_CHASSIS_HAD_NO_SUCH_FUNCTIONS_... YET_THIS_ONE_EXHIBITS_STRANGE_,_PERHAPS_VIBRATORY_DATA_WHEN_IN_CONTACT_WITH_CERTAIN_OBJECTS_...

ALLOW_ME_TO_STATE_MY_DESIGNATION_. ROBO_KY_UNIT_DESIGNATION_NUMBER_#2435465768978-A_TYPE_ALPHA_C_.

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

...ohhhhhh...

Predacon Aerial Combatant Waspinator, Cybertron Designation 3177540-W, Predacon Enlistment Number 10094.

Like that?

[bleuscreen.livejournal.com]

DATA_ADDED_TO_PROFILE_"WASPINATOR"_. SUPPLEMENTAL_DATA_ADDED_TO_PROFILE_"WASPINATOR"_.
COMPLETE_.

AFFIRMATIVE_. A_PLEASURE_TO_MAKE_YOUR_AQUAINTANCE_,_UNIT_WASPINATOR_.

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Pleased to meet you too, Robo-Ky!