fullbodyheadache: (waaaah!)
Waspinator ([personal profile] fullbodyheadache) wrote2008-05-06 08:10 pm

Accidental Voice Post

[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

[identity profile] kiramekisfinest.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
A-ah..... it..it's okay! Don't be scared! Please? I know I'm not good at much..but maybe..is there something I can do..?

[identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Waspinator not know... Waspinator not used to being fleshling, so Waspinator not sure what will happen... Waspinator confused...

[identity profile] kiramekisfinest.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Fleshling'...?

Oh! Is it perhaps that.. you've changed somehow? This sort of...um... thing happens to all of us when we first got here. Like..um.. I have a lion's ears and tail now.

[identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
...changed?

Waspinator very changed. Very different. Waspinator not like this...

...Oh! Fleshlings are... what was word? Hoomans? No... no, humans! Yes, that it! Waspinator is now human!