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fullbodyheadache) wrote2008-07-20 09:52 pm
fullbodyheadache) wrote2008-07-20 09:52 pm
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Entry 19 - Closing In [Unhackable-Locked to Decepticons, Robo-Ky, Dynamo]
So, how do you all like your organic bodies?
Despise them, do you? Hate them?
Do you wish they were something better? Something like you had before... or perhaps even more advanced? Do you miss the freedom, the superiority, the weapons... even just something as simple as the paint scheme?
Talk to me, then, my fellow once-inorganics. I wish to help.
Despise them, do you? Hate them?
Do you wish they were something better? Something like you had before... or perhaps even more advanced? Do you miss the freedom, the superiority, the weapons... even just something as simple as the paint scheme?
Talk to me, then, my fellow once-inorganics. I wish to help.
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ARE_YOU_FAMILIAR_WITH_THE_FIVE_OCCULT_ARTS_? I_WAS_POWERED_BY_A_HYBRID_LIGHTNING_MAGIC_BATTERY_. MANY_OF_MY_ABILITIES_,_AS_WELL_,_ARE_LIGHTNING_MAGICK-POWERED_. MY_CHASSIS_WAS_TITANIUM_. MY_BODY_CONSISTS_OF_3_DETACHABLE_PIECES_: HEAD_,_TORSO_,_AND_LEGS_. TORSO_IS_SPRING_LOADED_TO_THE_LEGS_AND_CAN_BE_LAUNCHED_FORWARD_.
MY_ARMAMENTS_INCLUDED_THE_FOLLOWING_:
(1x)_COLLAPSABLE_,SELF-STORED_LONGSWORD_MADE_IN_THE_APPEARENCE_OF_FUURAIKEN_,_WITH_SELF-POWERED_LIGHTNING_ABILITIES_.
SOON_I_SHALL_HAVE_THE_VERY_THING_.LOADED_WITHIN_ARE_THE CAPABILITIES_OF_A_MALLOT/HAMMER_WITH_BUILT-IN_COAL_STOVE_FLAMETHROWER,_TRIPOD_TABLE_,_AND_STEEL_FAN_.(1x)_HEAD_ATTACHED_HELICOPTER_PROPELLAR_.
(1x)_TORSO_ATTACHED_EXCERCISE_BICYCLE_ATTACHMENT_,_FOR_USE_WITH_THE_ABOVE_.
(4x)_ADDITIONAL_ARMS_,_2_TO_EACH_SIDE_,_STORED_IN_TORSO_.
(2x)_EMERGENCY_BUTTON_,_1_PER_FOOT_,_FOOT_LOADED_,_FOR_SELF-INFLICTED_BATTERY_OVERLOAD_. THE_RESULTING_ATTACK_IS_QUITE_...SHOCKING_.
(1x)_ARM_LOADED_SPIKED_MACE_PER_ARM.
(2x)_SPRING_LOADED_ARMS_,_LAUNCHABLE_AT_THE_ELBOW_.
(2x_LASER_EYEBEAMS_.
(50x)_KNEE_LOADED_LAND_TO_AIR_MISSILES_PER_LEG_.
(1x)_FIELD_CHARGE_MARKER_.
(1x)_KNEE_LOADED_DRILL_PER_LEG.
(1x)_SHOTGUN_IN_EACH_ELBOW_,_WITH_50_ROUNDS_PER_ARM_. 3_SHOT_MAXIMUM_PER_MINUTE_. SHELLS_EJECTED_FROM-MOUTH_.
(1x)_HEAD_HATCH_FOR_EXHAUST_RELEASE_.
(1x)_TORSO-LOADED_MECHANICAL_HORSE_,_WITH_ROCKET_POWERED_FEET_.
(1x)_ARM_LOADED_BAZOOKA_PER_ARM_,_FIRING_ONE_RETURNING_BAZOOKA_ROUND_. AH_YES,_THE_BAZOOKA_SHELL_WAS_TOTEM_POLE_SHAPED_,_AS_A_MATTER_OF_FACT_...
(50x)_HEAT_SEEKING_MISSILES_PER_ARM_,_WHICH_SPLIT_INTO_3_SEPERATE_MISSILES_WHEN_LAUNCHED_.
(1x)_MOUTH_LOADED_STAIRWELL_.
(4x)_DRONE_BOTS_,_MADE_IN_MY_IMAGE_,_WITH_ONLY_ONE_ABILITY-_SELF-DESTRUCTION_.
(2x)_ROCKETS_BUILT_INTO_EACH_FOOT_FOR_FLIGHT_.
AH YES.
AND_(1x)_BACK_LOADED_METALLIC_THRONE_,_CONTAINING_SWORD_HATCH_.
AS_FOR_MY_ATTIRE_,_IF_YOU_HAVE_SEEN_KY_KISKE_,_MY_ATTIRE_IS_IDENTICAL_,_SAVE_MY_BELT_BUCKLE_,_WHICH_READS_'ennui'_.
ANY_QUESTIONS_? I_BELIEVE_YOU_WILL_FIND_THE_BLUEPRINTS_FAR_MORE_USEFUL_.
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More heavily-armed then four squads of Combaticons...I may not be able to give you all the armaments you had, but I will certainly make what I can give you powerful. And your frame will have all the mutable aspects your old one did.
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AND_VASTLY_SUPERIOR_.THE_BEST_IS_ALL_I_CAN_ASK_OF_YOU_IN_THESE_CONDITIONS_,_FRIEND_.
NOW_JUST_WHAT_IS_IT_THAT_YOU'VE_FOUND_?
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HOW_VERY_
CONVENIENT_FOR_YOUFASCINATING_...PRIVATE
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having my bodybeing stuck with the same body.PRIVATE