Waspinator

Wazzzpinator can't believe it! Wazzzpinator never win anything, never catch break, but... fleshy-botzzz love Wazzzpinator! Fleshy-botzzz vote Wazzzpinator into Hall of Fame! Wazzzpinator zzzo thankful! Wazzzpinator want to thank fleshy-botzzz for voting! Wazzzpinator alzzzo want to thank very zzzpecial crazy cowboy fleshy-Scott-bot for helping Wazzzpinator learn acting, and writer-fleshy-botzzz DiTillio-bot and Forward-bot for making sure Wazzzpinator didn't get zzzcrapped for second seazzzon.

Wazzzpinator not want to thank zzztupid Ant-Bot, Two-Head, Zzzpider-Bot, Crazy Crab-Bot, or Dragon-Bot for anything. They never did anything good for Wazzzpinator. Wazzzpinator want to give zzzpecial mention for Beak-Bot, for being the bezzzt friend Wazzzpinator had. Maybe Beak-Bot would be happy for Wazzzpinator, if Beak-Bot were online.

Wazzzpinator never expect to win anything, but now, Wazzzpinator in Hall of Fame with other big, important 'botzzz and 'conzzz. Wazzzpinator feel so zzzpecial! Wazzzpinator want to thank all the fleshy-botzzz again for voting Wazzzpinator in, over Big Lizard-bot, One-Eye, Jive-Bot, and Yellow Builder-bot! Wazzzinator hazzz hizzz moment! Wazzzpinator finally appreciated! Now, Wazzzpinator can finally start on Wazzzpinator'zzz planzzz! WAZZZPINATOR THANK YOU ALL!

[in a very worried tone]

Waspinator has not seen Pink Sparkle Flygirl for days... Has anyone else seen her? Maybe know where she is? Or maybe she's sick? Waspinator hope she's not sick...




D'ooooh....




Waspinator want Yachiru to be okay...

Waspinator thought humans didn't hibernate... but Waspinator feels sleepy, and can't remember things. Waspinator thinks Waspinator hibernated... is that weird?

Waspinator want to find a thicker jacket.

In Cybertronian archives, 'Christmas' was mentioned as human holiday around this time. But Cybertronian archives never explain 'Christmas' well enough. Waspinator know a little about 'Christmas' from Starscream's internal data files...

Christmas: Date -- December 25th. Annual festival celebrating Christ's birth. Features include family reunion, gift-giving...

Waspinator getting the feeling something missing. Waspinator want to know more about 'Christmas.'

Waspinator not get all the new little animals....

Waspinator confused about... what is family?

UH OH!

Thank Primus the welding has already been done. I would hate to attempt it without any kind of protective plating.

These human bits hang far too much for my liking.

Things are almost complete. Soon you will all have your Waspinator back, and I can stop hassling you. It's all a matter of working the scraplets out.

( Private to Megatron//Unhackable )

( Private to Blitzwing, Blackarachnia, Robo-Ky//Unhackable )

It would seem that after the strange nature of the last curse, I am still the forefront persona within Waspinator's body. I hope I may be able to rectify this soon... Those who I have spoken to in the past, wracked with indecision, with concern... please. I throw myself on your tendermost mercies to aid me in seperating us, allowing me freedom from Waspinator's body, and allowing Waspinator to not be forced to share his body with me any more.

I would attempt this myself, but while I would probably survive, I fear Waspinator may not survive. I need other skilled hands to help perform this task.

The body to transfer my spark into is partially completed. Using materials I was able to gather during the previous curse, the basic skeletal structure and chassis is complete, but requires a number of individuals working in tandem to fine-tune the inner workings.

Please, I ask that you lend me your assistance. Lend us your assistance. I have not much to offer, but I will share the technology of an advanced race with you, if you so desire.

[Filtered to Megatron//Unhackable]
Once my spark is free from this organic body, we can attempt to utilize that "Baby Face" device to attempt to copy my CNA into a usable body. Then we will begin the spark transfers, once we know it will work.

[Filtered to Blackarachnia, Blitzwing, Dynamo, Robo-Ky//Unhackable]
Soon, my friends, soon I will see to it that you all attain your former inorganic glory. Please be patient, and you will reap the rewards.

Good day to you all.

My name is Starscream, and it seems I'm in a bit of trouble.

Since the battle that took place not too long ago, I have been trapped in the body of an individual some of you may know. A boy by the name of Waspinator.

This happened once before, when we were in our home universe. You see, I have no body of my own. I am a "spark," our race's equivalent to a soul, free-floating and immortal. However, my only way to interact with the physical plane is through possession. The time previous, it was purposeful, but this time was accidental... and I can't seem to free myself.

What I hate most is that I cannot free the poor boy from suffering my presence within him. We are currently trapped with each other, sharing a mind and body which should rightfully belong to him.

So I ask for your assistance. I was once a great scientist on my home planet, and I have seen that you are all the same. I beg you, men and women of science, to help me construct an artifical body for myself. It won't be perfect, and probably not fully-functional, but I would like to seperate myself from Waspinator desperately and let him have his body back. In exchange for your help, I can grant you information about Cybertronian technology, which is far beyond what I have seen human science able to achieve on its own. I will give you schematics for many devices I have memorized in my life.

Will you please help me, and in turn, help the boy?

Thank you for your time.