Waspinator

I_WILL_SEND_YOU_A_FULL_BLUEPRINT_SET_,_HOWEVER_...

ARE_YOU_FAMILIAR_WITH_THE_FIVE_OCCULT_ARTS_? I_WAS_POWERED_BY_A_HYBRID_LIGHTNING_MAGIC_BATTERY_. MANY_OF_MY_ABILITIES_,_AS_WELL_,_ARE_LIGHTNING_MAGICK-POWERED_. MY_CHASSIS_WAS_TITANIUM_. MY_BODY_CONSISTS_OF_3_DETACHABLE_PIECES_: HEAD_,_TORSO_,_AND_LEGS_. TORSO_IS_SPRING_LOADED_TO_THE_LEGS_AND_CAN_BE_LAUNCHED_FORWARD_.
MY_ARMAMENTS_INCLUDED_THE_FOLLOWING_:

(1x)_COLLAPSABLE_,SELF-STORED_LONGSWORD_MADE_IN_THE_APPEARENCE_OF_FUURAIKEN_,_WITH_SELF-POWERED_LIGHTNING_ABILITIES_. SOON_I_SHALL_HAVE_THE_VERY_THING_. LOADED_WITHIN_ARE_THE CAPABILITIES_OF_A_MALLOT/HAMMER_WITH_BUILT-IN_COAL_STOVE_FLAMETHROWER,_TRIPOD_TABLE_,_AND_STEEL_FAN_.

(1x)_HEAD_ATTACHED_HELICOPTER_PROPELLAR_.
(1x)_TORSO_ATTACHED_EXCERCISE_BICYCLE_ATTACHMENT_,_FOR_USE_WITH_THE_ABOVE_.
(4x)_ADDITIONAL_ARMS_,_2_TO_EACH_SIDE_,_STORED_IN_TORSO_.
(2x)_EMERGENCY_BUTTON_,_1_PER_FOOT_,_FOOT_LOADED_,_FOR_SELF-INFLICTED_BATTERY_OVERLOAD_. THE_RESULTING_ATTACK_IS_QUITE_...SHOCKING_.
(1x)_ARM_LOADED_SPIKED_MACE_PER_ARM.
(2x)_SPRING_LOADED_ARMS_,_LAUNCHABLE_AT_THE_ELBOW_.
(2x_LASER_EYEBEAMS_.
(50x)_KNEE_LOADED_LAND_TO_AIR_MISSILES_PER_LEG_.
(1x)_FIELD_CHARGE_MARKER_.
(1x)_KNEE_LOADED_DRILL_PER_LEG.
(1x)_SHOTGUN_IN_EACH_ELBOW_,_WITH_50_ROUNDS_PER_ARM_. 3_SHOT_MAXIMUM_PER_MINUTE_. SHELLS_EJECTED_FROM-MOUTH_.
(1x)_HEAD_HATCH_FOR_EXHAUST_RELEASE_.
(1x)_TORSO-LOADED_MECHANICAL_HORSE_,_WITH_ROCKET_POWERED_FEET_.
(1x)_ARM_LOADED_BAZOOKA_PER_ARM_,_FIRING_ONE_RETURNING_BAZOOKA_ROUND_. AH_YES,_THE_BAZOOKA_SHELL_WAS_TOTEM_POLE_SHAPED_,_AS_A_MATTER_OF_FACT_...
(50x)_HEAT_SEEKING_MISSILES_PER_ARM_,_WHICH_SPLIT_INTO_3_SEPERATE_MISSILES_WHEN_LAUNCHED_.
(1x)_MOUTH_LOADED_STAIRWELL_.
(4x)_DRONE_BOTS_,_MADE_IN_MY_IMAGE_,_WITH_ONLY_ONE_ABILITY-_SELF-DESTRUCTION_.
(2x)_ROCKETS_BUILT_INTO_EACH_FOOT_FOR_FLIGHT_.

AH YES.
AND_(1x)_BACK_LOADED_METALLIC_THRONE_,_CONTAINING_SWORD_HATCH_.

AS_FOR_MY_ATTIRE_,_IF_YOU_HAVE_SEEN_KY_KISKE_,_MY_ATTIRE_IS_IDENTICAL_,_SAVE_MY_BELT_BUCKLE_,_WHICH_READS_'ennui'_.

ANY_QUESTIONS_? I_BELIEVE_YOU_WILL_FIND_THE_BLUEPRINTS_FAR_MORE_USEFUL_.