Accidental Voice Post

[fullbodyheadache]

[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

Comments

[jumpismylife.livejournal.com]

Whoa whoa there kiddo. No need to be so excited now.

But what the heck d'you mean by 'fleshling' anyway?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator is calm... Waspinator is calm...

Waspinator could swear this was answered... Fleshlings are humans. Waspinator has heard it as long as Dragon-bot has had command. Waspinator is beginning to think it might not be a good name, but old habits are hard to break.

(strikes are removed)

[jumpismylife.livejournal.com]

Eh, sorry, but I was kinda lazy to check what the others spoke up there kid. But anyway...

Well, there's no doubt that some humans do get on each other's nerves from time to time, but that's something you'll have to get used to. As long as there's differences there will conflicts. But meh... fleshlings still sounds kinda odd...

Its like saying you're a robot or something, yanno.

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

...Waspinator is robot.

Was.

Is.

Before Waspinator woke up here, Waspinator was a robot.

[jumpismylife.livejournal.com]

...you were a robot before you came here?

Like Gundam? Were you a Gundam?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

What is Gundam?