Accidental Voice Post

[fullbodyheadache]

[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

Comments

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

...SHUT UP AND GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

[voice]

WHO ARE YOU TO TELL WASPINATOR WHAT TO DO?!

Waspinator does not like being a fleshling! Waspinator can't get used to this 'breathing' thing!

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Then allow me to pistol whip you until you STOP!

[kiramekisfinest.livejournal.com]

Oh no.. P-please calm down!

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator trying! But Waspinator not happy... Waspinator really scared right now!

[kiramekisfinest.livejournal.com]

A-ah..... it..it's okay! Don't be scared! Please? I know I'm not good at much..but maybe..is there something I can do..?

[tetsu-puppy.livejournal.com]

I-is something wrong?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator is fleshling... Waspinator scared! Waspinator now soft pink fleshy target that can't be rebuilt!

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

...Huh?

L-let's try this from the beginning. What's a..."fleshling"?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Fleshling... fleshling is human. Native life form to Earth. Pink, squishy, no natural defenses...

Waspinator not used to being vulnerable, squishy, and pink.

Voice

[heavens-schism.livejournal.com]

Wah! D-don't worry, Waspinator! It will be okay! People...are being kind of mean right now because of the curse, but Waspinator and Ashura can be friends!

Please don't be scared, Waspinator. Are you lost? Ashura could come find you...

[ooc: THIRD PERSON BUDDIES!]

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Curse? There's a curse?

Waspinator really scared now! Waspinator in forest, with blue trees! Tell Waspinator which way to go!

[sound of rustling noises]

Waspinator sees an exit... will Ashura-fleshling help?

[9ball-wizard.livejournal.com]

So you're a... wasp??

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator is not wasp! Waspinator is former member of glorious Predacon army! Waspinator is Cybertronian warrior!

...but Waspinator could turn into wasp...

[Voice]

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

.....

[chuckling]

My, my, don't we sound upset.

[full blown laughter]

Maybe you should throw yourself into that giant hole. You might come back like you're supposed to be~

[Voice]

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

Okita-kun! That's quite enough! Just what has this curse done to you, anyway??

I apologize on his behalf, Waspinator-san. He is...not himself.

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

WHAT FLESHLING THINK SO FUNNY, HUH?

Fleshling better not make Waspinator angry...!

Hmmph!

[kotetsu-13.livejournal.com]

Fleshling? You mean human?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Yes, humans are fleshlings. At least, Waspinator always heard them called fleshlings. Dragon-bot not very happy with fleshlings. Dragon-bot not very happy with anything other than his own face...

[jumpismylife.livejournal.com]

Whoa whoa there kiddo. No need to be so excited now.

But what the heck d'you mean by 'fleshling' anyway?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator is calm... Waspinator is calm...

Waspinator could swear this was answered... Fleshlings are humans. Waspinator has heard it as long as Dragon-bot has had command. Waspinator is beginning to think it might not be a good name, but old habits are hard to break.

(strikes are removed)

[urchinhead.livejournal.com]

Woah, woah. No need to be scared, kid. We've all been in this.

Isn't "ling" diminuitive?

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Fleshl- ...Humans are young species compared to Cybertronians. Humans are infants by those standards.

[lil-lieutenant.livejournal.com]

Wow, you'r silly!

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Silly? Waspinator not silly! Waspinator was just confused!