Accidental Voice Post

[fullbodyheadache]

[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

Comments

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

...SHUT UP AND GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!

[kiramekisfinest.livejournal.com]

Oh no.. P-please calm down!

[tetsu-puppy.livejournal.com]

I-is something wrong?

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

...Huh?

L-let's try this from the beginning. What's a..."fleshling"?

Voice

[heavens-schism.livejournal.com]

Wah! D-don't worry, Waspinator! It will be okay! People...are being kind of mean right now because of the curse, but Waspinator and Ashura can be friends!

Please don't be scared, Waspinator. Are you lost? Ashura could come find you...

[ooc: THIRD PERSON BUDDIES!]

[9ball-wizard.livejournal.com]

So you're a... wasp??

[Voice]

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

.....

[chuckling]

My, my, don't we sound upset.

[full blown laughter]

Maybe you should throw yourself into that giant hole. You might come back like you're supposed to be~

[kotetsu-13.livejournal.com]

Fleshling? You mean human?

[jumpismylife.livejournal.com]

Whoa whoa there kiddo. No need to be so excited now.

But what the heck d'you mean by 'fleshling' anyway?

[urchinhead.livejournal.com]

Woah, woah. No need to be scared, kid. We've all been in this.

Isn't "ling" diminuitive?

[lil-lieutenant.livejournal.com]

Wow, you'r silly!