Accidental Voice Post

[fullbodyheadache]

[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

Comments

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Fleshling... fleshling is human. Native life form to Earth. Pink, squishy, no natural defenses...

Waspinator not used to being vulnerable, squishy, and pink.

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

So...Waspinator-san wasn't human before. Squishy?

At any rate, most of the people around here are...more or less like humans. Whatever "natural defenses" we don't have probably won't be necessary while you're in Sieben. That must be...disconcerting, though. I'm terribly sorry.

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

No, Waspinator was proud Predacon warrior! Though, Waspinator did kind of tell Predacons where to stick it...

Disconcerting? Waspinator used to that. Waspinator have head unscrewed or blown off too many times to remember. Spider-Bot say 'disconcerting comes with the territory.' But Waspinator still confused...

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

...I see....?

Allow me to explain a little bit. You, and the rest of us, have been taken from our homes. Our bodies have been changed--those who were already human had animal anatomy added to them, and we have the number seven tattooed somewhere or other. This place is called Sieben, and is controlled by those who brought us here, demon owls called the Hibou. Occasionally, they see fit to curse us for their amusement...one of those is taking place now.

...That probably didn't make things any less confusing, I guess.

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

...Waspinator not follow, but Waspinator used to things not making sense. Waspinator followed orders from a purple dino-bot, after all.

So, Waspinator not on Earth any more? Waspinator not surrounded by Predacons or Maximals or anything like that?

...suddenly, day is looking up for Waspinator.