Accidental Voice Post

[fullbodyheadache]

[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

Comments

[Voice]

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

Okita-kun! That's quite enough! Just what has this curse done to you, anyway??

I apologize on his behalf, Waspinator-san. He is...not himself.

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator heard from Ashura-fleshling that there's a curse or something. Whatever it is, Waspinator does not like it.

Voice

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

Ashura-kun is right. The curse will be over at the end of the week, but it will be troublesome until then...

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator will try and remember...

[Voice]

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

Ch' go back to being molested by your boyfriend and leave me to my own.

I never asked you to interfere.

[Voice]

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

[slightly hurt] I don't need you to ask. You're not yourself, Okita-kun...I'm not going to leave you to hurt yourself and everyone else.

[ooc: He's....not touching the part about Yamanami orz]

[Voice]

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

Everyone has been saying that. [mockingly] "You're not yourself." "You're acting strange." [goes back to a deadpan] Like I care what I used to act like. This is me now and no one but Sougo-san accepts it. The rest of you losers should just let me be and up and die already.

[Voice]

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

[firmly] You will be back. I don't want to see the real Souji regretting all of this, so I'm not going to give up on slowing you down.

[Voice]

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

The real Souji? Are you saying I'm not real? That's not very nice, Kondou-san.

[Voice]

[not-blushing.livejournal.com]

...No, you're not. You're a shadow passing over him. I know his true nature is going to come back, no matter what you say.

The body you're in my be the Souji-kun we know. You are not. And he will return. I won't be "nice" at the expense of the truth...

[Voice]

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, you assume that I'm going to let him come back. I know just the trick to make sure he never does~