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[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

Date: 2008-05-07 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Waspinator not want that! Why would fleshling want to hurt Waspinator?!

Date: 2008-05-07 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
And now you're the loud one! Fleshing not making any sense! Waspinator not understand!

Date: 2008-05-07 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com
You understand a gun, don't you?

Date: 2008-05-07 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
...if Waspinator was armed, fleshling wouldn't be talking so tough.

Date: 2008-05-07 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com
IS THAT A CHALLENGE, BUCKO!

Date: 2008-05-07 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
NOOOOOOO! Waspinator not armed! WASPINATOR NOT ARMED!

Date: 2008-05-07 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com
Good! Now shut up and quit whining!

Date: 2008-05-07 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
...Fleshling is mean...

Date: 2008-05-07 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
You shut up! Stop being mean to Waspinator! Waspinator didn't do anything to you!

Date: 2008-05-07 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com
Do you have a death wish? DO YOU? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Date: 2008-05-07 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
WASPINATOR NOT KNOW!! Fleshling is still being mean to Waspinator for no reason!

Date: 2008-05-07 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rapier-ex.livejournal.com
My name...is...

THE GREAT DRIFTER VIRGINIA MAXWELL! I HAVE SLAIN DEMON GODS AND HUNTED FOR TREASURE IN ALL FOUR CORNERS OF FILGAIA! I'M THE FASTEST, TOUGHEST, AND BEST DRIFTER YOU EVER WILL SEE!

Date: 2008-05-07 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Does fleshling have hearing problem? Waspinator has never heard of a "drifter Virgina Maxwell," and if Waspinator has not heard of it, it can't be all that great.

Date: 2008-05-07 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Perhaps Drifter-fleshling should get ahold of herself? Drifter-fleshling sounds upset!

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