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[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candyswords.livejournal.com
You. I think you're very funny.

Or you'll what? Come after me?

Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Waspinator not scared of a fleshling! Waspinator was proud Predacon soldier! Waspinator more that ready to take care of fleshling!

(He is soooo BSing out of fear and confusion)

Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candyswords.livejournal.com
If you're so confident, then I'll come find you and make you put your money where your mouth is, rat. Why not tell me where you are? I would love to pummel you to death.

Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
[low, actually angry]

...Waspinator is not rat.

Waspinator is Cybertronian Aerial Combatant.

Fleshling would do good to remember that!

Waspinator in forest. Find Waspinator if you can, fleshling.

Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candyswords.livejournal.com
[insane laughter]

Oh, I'll come find you, darling. I've got some gasoline and matches that will go beautifully with your eyes once I rip them from your head.

Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
[high-pitched laugh]

Fleshling amuses Waspinator!

Fleshling is more than welcome to try. Waspinator has had worse than that.

Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candyswords.livejournal.com
But that was back before Waspinator was human, wasn't it? Hahaha, I'm on my way, pet.

Re: Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Waspinator is nobody's pet, flesh sack.

Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candyswords.livejournal.com
Hmm? Oh, you misunderstand. It's a term of endearment because I like you.

Voice

Date: 2008-05-07 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Waspinator had enough friends like flesh sack back home, thank you.

Voice

Date: 2008-05-08 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candyswords.livejournal.com
Does that mean you don't want to be friends?

Voice

Date: 2008-05-08 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candyswords.livejournal.com
My heart, it breaks.

[ooc; orz messed up earlier]

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