Accidental Voice Post

[fullbodyheadache]

[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

Comments

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Curse? There's a curse?

Waspinator really scared now! Waspinator in forest, with blue trees! Tell Waspinator which way to go!

[sound of rustling noises]

Waspinator sees an exit... will Ashura-fleshling help?

Voice

[heavens-schism.livejournal.com]

There are curses every couple of weeks. Ashura doesn't think they ever really hurt people...not directly...But right now, a lot of people are acting the opposite of how they usually do. People here are usually a lot nicer...Ashura promises!

Hm...What's growing on the trees? Ashura will come and help, so don't worry!

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Opposite? You mean Drifter-fleshling not normally so mean? Waspinator still confused...

Trees have... food on them. This tree has... carrots? Carrots grow in ground, not on trees! This place is crazy!

...Waspinator... never had help before.

Voice

[heavens-schism.livejournal.com]

She's usually really nice...Ashura is sorry you came here at a time like this.

Oh...Ashura knows where that is! Ashura is going to go to the fields to get Yasha, then we'll come and find you! Yasha's really nice... He cares about Ashura even when nobody else does, and he can help Waspinator, too!

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

O-okay... Waspinator will stay here and wait for Ashura-fleshling.

Thank you for helping Waspinator!