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So, how do you all like your organic bodies?

Despise them, do you? Hate them?

Do you wish they were something better? Something like you had before... or perhaps even more advanced? Do you miss the freedom, the superiority, the weapons... even just something as simple as the paint scheme?

Talk to me, then, my fellow once-inorganics. I wish to help.

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Date: 2008-07-21 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Ah, RK. I knew I could count on you to speak up.

How was your superstructure in your home world? Strong? Powerful, even?

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Date: 2008-07-21 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleuscreen.livejournal.com
HOW_COULD_I_NOT_?

IF_YOU_REQUIRE_BLUEPRINTS_,_THAT_CAN_BE_ARRANGED_.

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Date: 2008-07-21 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Perhaps, my friend. Or perhaps you could just give me a rough outline of armaments and abilities... and I could arm you with something superior.

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Date: 2008-07-21 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleuscreen.livejournal.com
I_WILL_SEND_YOU_A_FULL_BLUEPRINT_SET_,_HOWEVER_...

ARE_YOU_FAMILIAR_WITH_THE_FIVE_OCCULT_ARTS_? I_WAS_POWERED_BY_A_HYBRID_LIGHTNING_MAGIC_BATTERY_. MANY_OF_MY_ABILITIES_,_AS_WELL_,_ARE_LIGHTNING_MAGICK-POWERED_. MY_CHASSIS_WAS_TITANIUM_. MY_BODY_CONSISTS_OF_3_DETACHABLE_PIECES_: HEAD_,_TORSO_,_AND_LEGS_. TORSO_IS_SPRING_LOADED_TO_THE_LEGS_AND_CAN_BE_LAUNCHED_FORWARD_.
MY_ARMAMENTS_INCLUDED_THE_FOLLOWING_:

(1x)_COLLAPSABLE_,SELF-STORED_LONGSWORD_MADE_IN_THE_APPEARENCE_OF_FUURAIKEN_,_WITH_SELF-POWERED_LIGHTNING_ABILITIES_. SOON_I_SHALL_HAVE_THE_VERY_THING_. LOADED_WITHIN_ARE_THE CAPABILITIES_OF_A_MALLOT/HAMMER_WITH_BUILT-IN_COAL_STOVE_FLAMETHROWER,_TRIPOD_TABLE_,_AND_STEEL_FAN_.

(1x)_HEAD_ATTACHED_HELICOPTER_PROPELLAR_.
(1x)_TORSO_ATTACHED_EXCERCISE_BICYCLE_ATTACHMENT_,_FOR_USE_WITH_THE_ABOVE_.
(4x)_ADDITIONAL_ARMS_,_2_TO_EACH_SIDE_,_STORED_IN_TORSO_.
(2x)_EMERGENCY_BUTTON_,_1_PER_FOOT_,_FOOT_LOADED_,_FOR_SELF-INFLICTED_BATTERY_OVERLOAD_. THE_RESULTING_ATTACK_IS_QUITE_...SHOCKING_.
(1x)_ARM_LOADED_SPIKED_MACE_PER_ARM.
(2x)_SPRING_LOADED_ARMS_,_LAUNCHABLE_AT_THE_ELBOW_.
(2x_LASER_EYEBEAMS_.
(50x)_KNEE_LOADED_LAND_TO_AIR_MISSILES_PER_LEG_.
(1x)_FIELD_CHARGE_MARKER_.
(1x)_KNEE_LOADED_DRILL_PER_LEG.
(1x)_SHOTGUN_IN_EACH_ELBOW_,_WITH_50_ROUNDS_PER_ARM_. 3_SHOT_MAXIMUM_PER_MINUTE_. SHELLS_EJECTED_FROM-MOUTH_.
(1x)_HEAD_HATCH_FOR_EXHAUST_RELEASE_.
(1x)_TORSO-LOADED_MECHANICAL_HORSE_,_WITH_ROCKET_POWERED_FEET_.
(1x)_ARM_LOADED_BAZOOKA_PER_ARM_,_FIRING_ONE_RETURNING_BAZOOKA_ROUND_. AH_YES,_THE_BAZOOKA_SHELL_WAS_TOTEM_POLE_SHAPED_,_AS_A_MATTER_OF_FACT_...
(50x)_HEAT_SEEKING_MISSILES_PER_ARM_,_WHICH_SPLIT_INTO_3_SEPERATE_MISSILES_WHEN_LAUNCHED_.
(1x)_MOUTH_LOADED_STAIRWELL_.
(4x)_DRONE_BOTS_,_MADE_IN_MY_IMAGE_,_WITH_ONLY_ONE_ABILITY-_SELF-DESTRUCTION_.
(2x)_ROCKETS_BUILT_INTO_EACH_FOOT_FOR_FLIGHT_.

AH YES.
AND_(1x)_BACK_LOADED_METALLIC_THRONE_,_CONTAINING_SWORD_HATCH_.

AS_FOR_MY_ATTIRE_,_IF_YOU_HAVE_SEEN_KY_KISKE_,_MY_ATTIRE_IS_IDENTICAL_,_SAVE_MY_BELT_BUCKLE_,_WHICH_READS_'ennui'_.

ANY_QUESTIONS_? I_BELIEVE_YOU_WILL_FIND_THE_BLUEPRINTS_FAR_MORE_USEFUL_.

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Date: 2008-07-21 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
More heavily-armed then four squads of Combaticons...

I may not be able to give you all the armaments you had, but I will certainly make what I can give you powerful. And your frame will have all the mutable aspects your old one did.

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Date: 2008-07-21 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleuscreen.livejournal.com
AND_VASTLY_SUPERIOR_.

THE_BEST_IS_ALL_I_CAN_ASK_OF_YOU_IN_THESE_CONDITIONS_,_FRIEND_.

NOW_JUST_WHAT_IS_IT_THAT_YOU'VE_FOUND_?

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Date: 2008-07-21 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Simply put, a device to make bodies based on DNA... or based on my own spark, if it works.

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Date: 2008-07-21 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleuscreen.livejournal.com
SO_THE_BODIES_BEING_REPLICATED_WOULD_BE_..._BASED_ON_YOUR_OWN_PRINT_,_SO_TO_SPEAK_?

HOW_VERY_CONVENIENT_FOR_YOUFASCINATING_...

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Date: 2008-07-21 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
I'm hoping I can figure out a way to make the device personalize them.

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Date: 2008-07-21 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleuscreen.livejournal.com
AH_..._GOOD_LUCK_WITH_THAT_.

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Date: 2008-07-21 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzer-bot.livejournal.com
Thank you. I couldn't stand the thought of every one of us having my bodybeing stuck with the same body.

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Date: 2008-07-21 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleuscreen.livejournal.com
..._TRUST_ME_. IT'S_VERY_UNPLEASANT_.

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