Accidental Voice Post

[fullbodyheadache]

[voice is high-pitched and very stressed-sounding]

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO WASPINATOR?!

Waspinator just tried to help! Waspinator told Ant-Bot and Two-Head not to kill the fleshlings, and what happens?

BOOM! WASPINATOR GETS BLOWN TO SCRAP AGAIN!

Only this time, Waspinator wake up, and Waspinator is now fleshling!!!!

Waspinator hate this! Waspinator not want to be fleshling! Fleshings can't fly! Fleshlings can't transform! Fleshlings can't...

[stunned silence, followed by a building wail]

Fleshlings can't come back when blown to scraaaaaap! OH PRIMUS!

[cuts out after a moment of hysterical wailing]

Comments

Voice

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

You. I think you're very funny.

Or you'll what? Come after me?

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator not scared of a fleshling! Waspinator was proud Predacon soldier! Waspinator more that ready to take care of fleshling!

(He is soooo BSing out of fear and confusion)

Voice

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

If you're so confident, then I'll come find you and make you put your money where your mouth is, rat. Why not tell me where you are? I would love to pummel you to death.

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

[low, actually angry]

...Waspinator is not rat.

Waspinator is Cybertronian Aerial Combatant.

Fleshling would do good to remember that!

Waspinator in forest. Find Waspinator if you can, fleshling.

Voice

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

[insane laughter]

Oh, I'll come find you, darling. I've got some gasoline and matches that will go beautifully with your eyes once I rip them from your head.

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

[high-pitched laugh]

Fleshling amuses Waspinator!

Fleshling is more than welcome to try. Waspinator has had worse than that.

Voice

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

But that was back before Waspinator was human, wasn't it? Hahaha, I'm on my way, pet.

Re: Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator is nobody's pet, flesh sack.

Voice

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

Hmm? Oh, you misunderstand. It's a term of endearment because I like you.

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

Waspinator had enough friends like flesh sack back home, thank you.

Voice

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you don't want to be friends?

Voice

[buzzer-bot.livejournal.com]

No.

Voice

[candyswords.livejournal.com]

My heart, it breaks.

[ooc; orz messed up earlier]